retarded conversations

Hi Cassandra, here you go. No copyright fees I don't care.

cassandra says:
i dont need eyelash glue
I use my super dolly mascara can alr
:D
Huihan says:
it gets stuck naturally right
HAHAHA WHAT SUPER DOLLY
cassandra says:
the branddddd
from sasa one
I AM SO AWESOME
Huihan says:
ohhh
eh i got lipgloss and nail polish from there!
all pink one -.-
and its christmas gifts hahaha
cassandra says:
LOL
ppl think u NEED makeup leh
go slap the person
>:)
Huihan says:
haiyo
how ah
hahaha
cassandra says:
erm... u can pay me 10bucks an hour
i teach u how to slap
or pay me 50bucks i help u slap
:D
Huihan says:
UHHHH HAHAHA
it's okay i can do it myself
smaller hand = small surface area = greater pressure hahahha
cassandra says:
small arm = weak = no strength = no force = NO IMPACT
hahaha
Huihan says:
WTH HAHAHAHA
small arm doesnt equal to weak okay!
generalising huh
cassandra says:
ok fine
YOUR small arm = weak
:D
Huihan says:
stop bullying me cas
it's not very nice hahahaha
oh dear i'm going mad
see la all your fault
cassandra says:
:O
u just hurt my fragile heart
i dont bully ppl
D:
:'(
Huihan says:
awwwwwww
you only bully birds right!
cassandra says:
OH OH
GOT PPL IN CO LOOK LIKE BIRD
DAMN FUNNY
HAHAHA
Huihan says:
WTH HAHAHA
cassandra says:
then also look like ice age that squirrel
hahaha
i keep telling him to go collect acorns
Huihan says:
so poor thing
cassandra says:
HAHAHAHA
Huihan says:
see cas
still say you dont bully ppl
cassandra says:
i didnt
i gave well-meaning advice!
Huihan says:
OH RIGHT WELL-MEANING ADVICE???
cassandra says:
:))
collect acorns
later no food
:D
Huihan says:
HAHAHA
oh yes cas that's very well-meant
cassandra says:
:D
of course
i am the kindest
Huihan says:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzomg
cassandra says:
awesomest
Huihan says:
ARE YOU FOR REAL
cassandra says:
person on earth
Huihan says:
HAHAHAHA
cassandra says:
:D
no.. im virtual
-.-
LAME
Huihan says:
i should not hv encouraged you
cassandra says:
uh
i work well with self-motivation too
:D
Huihan says:
HAHAHA omg cas you're hilarious
you should consider being a comedian next time
cassandra says:
u shld pay me for the entertainment
Huihan says:
i think your patients will screw up their face laughing during their plastic surgery
cassandra says:
dumb!
i wont talk during surgery obviously
and im too awesome to screw up
Huihan says:
oh right cassandra
cassandra says:
hahaha
Huihan says:
knowing you you talk everywhere

Now you know why I love Cassandra so much.

Off to watch tv and sleep!